are-soul:

Dark/Glow Pale

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disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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vast-sea:

the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport 

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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These plonkers were just on my telly. Very proud and beyond happy for them ☺

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torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

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